Guys You've Met in the Men's Room
- Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
- Sociable - Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not, figures it doesn't cost anything.
- Cross-eyed - Looks in the urinal on the left, pisses in the middle, and flushes the one on the right.
- Timid - Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes back later.
- Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
- Indifferent - All urinals are being used, pisses in sink.
- Clever - Look Ma, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.
- Worried - Not sure if he has been in lately, stops in for a quick check.
- Frivolous - Plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit a bug on the wall.
- Childish - Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
- Poor - Brings in drunk girlfriend to help drunk guys at urinal for tips.
- Absent-minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
- Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows guy in next stall will get blamed.
- Patient - Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads a newspaper with his free hand.
- Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
- Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
- Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
- Fat - Backs up and takes long shot at urinal, pisses on his shoe.
- Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
- Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away.
- Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat.
