Snow - Ohio Style
- December 25
- It has started to snow and it is the first of the season. The wife and I took our cocktails and sat by the window watching the soft white flakes drift down all over the area. It was BEAUTIFUL!
- December 26
- We awoke to a wonderful blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a beautiful sight! Every tree and shrub was covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years, and I loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later the snowplow came along and covered our sidewalk with compacted snow from the street, so I cleared it again.
- December 30
- The sun has melted most of our beautiful snow. Oh well, I'm sure we will get more before this lovely winter is through.
- January 4
- It snowed eight inches last night and the temperature dropped to 10 degrees below zero. I shoveled the driveway and sidewalk again and the snowplow came along and did his trick again, too.
- January 5
- Sold my van and bought a 4X4 Blazer so I can drive in all of this snow. Bought snow tires for the wife's car.
- January 6
- Fell on my ass because of the ice in my driveway today. All that was hurt was my pride.
- January 7
- Still cold (below zero in the A.M.) and icy roads make driving tough.
- January 10
- Had another 12 inches of the white shit last night. More shoveling in store for me today. That damn snowplow came by twice.
- January 14
- Three more inches of that white shit fell today, and with this freezing weather, it won't melt until August.
- January 15
- If I ever catch the son of a bitch that drives that damn snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling, then comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over what was my lawn.
- January 16
- They predict 8 more inches of the fucking white shit tonight. Do they know how much shoveling 8 inches involves? The snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I hit him with the snowshovel.
- January 17
- We got 8 inches and it's still coming. I think I'm going snow blind or I have cabin fever.
- January 18
- The toilet froze. If you go outside, don't eat the yellow snow.
- January 19
- I set fire to the house. Now that white shit won't stick to the roof.
