Rejected Star Wars Marketing Tie-ins
- The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
- Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
- Princess Chia
- Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
- R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
- Han Solo Cups
- "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
- McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
- Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
- Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately
- Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator
- Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"
- "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes
- Darth Vibrader
- Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar
