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A graduate of The Ohio State University is in Ann Arbor for the annual Ohio State-Michigan football game. A car coming towards him starts swerving back and forth across the road. The OSU grad is unable to get out of the way, and the other car sideswipes him.
They both stop. No one is injured. The OSU grad gets out to survey the damage and notices a "Go Blue!" sticker on the back of the errant vehicle. 'This must be a U of M student,' he thinks to himself.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you were weaving all over the road?" he asked the other driver.
The woman replied, "Oh sir, thank goodness you're here. I got so scared! I just left my apartment. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the OSU grad replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
