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Four alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten Football school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain; the discussion grew more and more heated. Finally as they reached the top, the Badger hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for Wisconsin!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Nittany Lion graduate threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming "This is for Penn State!"
Seeing this, the Buckeye walked over and shouted "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.