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An Ann Arbor a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan Wolverine fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Wolverine fans too.
Not really knowing what a Wolverine fan is, but wanting to be just like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Amber does not go along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Wolverine fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be an Ohio State Buckeye fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Amber why she is a Buckeye fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, and I'm a Buckeye fan too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron?
"What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Amber, "I'd be a Michigan Wolverine fan."
