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A Klansman, wearing his traditional white sheet, had set his hood on the passenger seat so he could drive safely down I-75 in southern Michigan. He was driving a very nice Cadillac CTS with tinted windows. A buddy, dressed in ragged clothes and wearing sandals, was riding in the back, but sleeping.
Suddenly, the red gumball light of a Michigan State Police cruiser flashed in his rear view mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
When the trooper glanced at the driver and his backseat passenger he said, "Just a moment, please, I need to call in." The trooper radioed in and asked for the Lieutenant. He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do."
The radio crackled, "Who is it, Governor Granholm?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
"It isn't President Obama is it?" asked the Lieutenant.
"No, even more important," replied the trooper.
"Well, WHO the heck is it?" screamed the Lieutenant.
The trooper responded, "I don't know for sure, but I think it might be Jesus, because his chauffer is the Pope!"
