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In Columbus, an older man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a University of Michigan football fan, came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox, decorated with a Michigan "M," opened it, and peered inside. She looked up, puzzled, then closed it and went back in the house. A little later she came back out of her house, went to the mailbox and checked it again. This time, she closed it, huffed, and and stomped back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to her maize and blue mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'."