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Three Michigan co-eds are driving down I-94 when their car breaks down. The driver eases over onto the shoulder, carefully steps out of the car and motions her friends to get out as well. She directs them to the rear of the vehicle facing the on-coming traffic, and has them start lifting and lowering their shirts slowly, exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pile-ups in Ann Arbor history occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the girls yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the Michigan student, calmly.
"And, what are these two doing here by the road?" screams the cop, motioning to the girls who are still exposing slowly lifting and lowering their shirts.
"Well, my father taught me to be safe when the car breaks down and to always," replies the co-ed, "use my emergency flashers."