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Red Ears

A Michigan co-ed went to the campus clinic with two red ears. The doctor asked her what had happened. She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. But instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"They called back."