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New Cell Phone

An Ohio State student does the unthinkable and takes as his wife a co-ed from the University of Michigan. They live in wedded bliss, and for their first wedding anniversary, he wants to get his beautiful bride something nice. So he decides to buy her a cell phone with all the latest features. She is very excited; she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day she goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Old Navy?"